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As Americans celebrate God-given freedom and anti-terrorist patriotism by drinking excessively and blowing shit up, here are some liberty-inspired posts you may have forgotten or perhaps never read. So enjoy, wipe away a tear or two, and remember: They hate us for our NASCAR.

A brief, informative visit with the rail-splitting emancipator.

An appreciation of reactionary Hollywood.

Patriotic films for your Netflix queue.

And two videos that have been optioned by Micronesian interests which must remain anonymous for contractual reasons.

The first is a love letter to our next sexy Mrs. President.



The second, a 4th of July warning to those punks in North Korea.